Need A Shower?

I do.

I only shave my legs every other day. I know, that's probably TMI, but you must know that for this story to be funny. Anyway, I was wearing shorts this morning with my legs curled up on the chair and, mind you, today would be a 'shave' day--got it?

Continuing on, Rusten came up to me to ask me a question and his hand touched my leg. He immediately got a look of disgust on his face, and said "MOMMY! You need a shower, you are icky!"

Shame on me.