Dear Mr. Banker-Man,

First, I want to appologize to you for not picking your window when it was open. I realize that Jeanette wasn't ready to help me yet, but I prefer her. She knows my business and frankly you scare me.

I just wanted to thank you for giving my son candy without asking me first. It was a real treat to watch him light up over the free candy cane that he didn't even have to sneak behind my back--you did that part for him. I realize that perhaps you don't know the epic battle my son and I are engaged in right now over food. You may not be aware of the fact that the child sneaks candy all day long and I chase him around the house punishing him for it. I know you just saw that sweet face and wanted to give him some candy. I'm sure you weren't trying to butter me up so that next time I would pick YOUR window.

Just a little thought though, when someone suggests to you that maybe you should ask parents first before handing unsuspecting children candy canes, please don't disregard the validity of the suggestion and laugh it off. I'm pretty sure it was a serious suggestion and you should consider it such.

Lastly, I'm sorry that I didn't laugh with you at your effort to shrug off what you did. I was preoccupied with trying to figure out how to take the candy cane away from him without initiating World War III. I promise I'll pay more attention to your funny little oops jokes next time.

Again, thanks for the candy, Rusten will be over later after he finishes it and you can run around with him, mkay?!

Your Favorite Customer,

Katie